Happy Cinco De Mayo! Its TEE-quila Time May 5, 2019 18:34

Tee-quila Time!

The office was super excited this week when we flipped the page on our calendar and realized that is was finally May!  The reason for all the excited is because May is home to a holiday we have trained all year for – by consuming tequila && tacos! I'm sure you figured it out by now but the holiday we are talking about is CINCO DE MAYO or as we like to call it DRINKO DE MAYO!

Personally I feel like a dingdong because I always assumed that Cinco De Mayo was the Mexican equivalent of the Fourth of July – but not so much. For example, Cinco de Mayo is not even a legal holiday in Mexico. As in: workers have to work! Was anyone else as confused as me? Oh, Just me. Cool Cool Cool.

In true American style, we have commandeered a Mexican historical event and celebrate it even louder and more patriotically than our southern amigos! You can join in on all the celebrations by rocking one of our hilarious Cinco De Mayo T-Shirts. Check them out at the link below:

Fast Facts!

In a taco shell, Mexico owed a bunch of countries mucho dinero. France got fed up and in 1862 their forces sailed the ocean blue….

Well, on May 5, 1862, a scrappy band of 2,000 Mexican fighters stood up to a force of 6,000 French troops and sent them packing (Mexico: 1 France: 0). Adios Bitchatchos!

This battle was only fifty years after Mexico’s Independence in 1810…but I was close?

Mexico, ‘Merica & Margaritas!

Cinco de Mayo is one of the most popular holidays in the USA… so much so that Cinco de Mayo generates beer sales comparable to Super Bowl Sunday!!! Ay caramba!!

Be sure to meet up with your best amigos to devour a taco or two.

Whoo! That exciting synopsis sure got me Down To Fiesta!


Cinco De Drinko T-Shirt - Featured Tee of the Week! April 26, 2019 22:51

With Cinco De Mayo a couple of short weeks away the "Cinco De Drinko" T-shirt is this weeks featured tee. The Cinco De Drinko shirt will be the perfect item to top of this years Drinko De Mayo outfit. Check out this Hilarious Mexican Fiesta Tshirt at the link below:

Cinco De Drinko funny cinco de mayo fiesta party t-shirt

For a limited time get this funny party shirt for an exclusive sale price! And make sure to check out all of our other great Cinco De Mayo party tees and tank tops. We have styles for the hombres and the chicas...You can check out the entire selection at the link below:

Partying Like a Zombie 101: A Beginners Guide April 26, 2019 22:50

When you were a kid Halloween was easy. Dress up like a princess or pirate. Knock on neighboring doors, say the magic words, and boom, sugar pours into your booty bag. Now that you're all grown up, Halloween requires a little extra planning and prep, and a lot more booze. And good news — this year the full moon rises October 24th, a week before the big night. So guess what? You get an extra seven days to get your freak on! Here are a few tips on how to make your undead week even livelier...

Whether you're going clubbing, or hosting a house party, first impressions mean everything. So if you want to party like a zombie, first you have to learn to walk like one. And there's no one better to show you how than Lorin Eric Salm, certified Hollywood zombie-walk trainer. Here's his short course on “The Zombie Walk”. It requires way more uncoordination than you might think:

Next comes proper attire. The kind of flipped-out fun stuff that tells the rest of the undead just what your intentions for Halloween week truly are. Shirts that say LET'S GET SHEET FACED or DRINK UP WITCHES or I'M HERE FOR THE BOOS and more. Check out the new assortment from the spirited folks at HG Apparel, makers of otherworldly apparel for all occasions:

Okay, so now you're able to walk like a zombie, and you're properly dressed, but what happens when you hit the dance floor? Got you covered! What could be better than moonwalking like Michael Jackson on the aforementioned moonrise, and forever after? C'mon, you know you've always wanted to learn how. Now you can with this way-cool step-by-step instruction video from El Tiro:

Moonwalking's not exactly your speed? Got you covered again! Lisa McCammon and company teach you an easy-to-learn and totally creepy Zombie Line Dance in the following link, proving in the process that older souls still have plenty of life left in them:

But what about the “other” kind of spirits, you might ask? The vision-inducing kind? If you're ready to party like there's no tomorrow and can boof like a judge, here are the 10 must-have ingredients to create THE perfect zombie cocktail, courtesy of Best Drink Recipes. Stock up on supplies now so you can practice making them early (and practice often):

There you go! Your recipe for a zombie party you'll never forget...or never remember. If you're still alive on November 1st, see you next year!

Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank November 3, 2016 14:53

Alright everyone its that time of year again! Every parents favorite part of Halloween. A tradition started 6 years ago by late night talk show host and comedian Jimmy Kimmel where parents tell their kids that they ate all of their Halloween candy and film the reactions for our enjoyment.

This year has some pretty spectacular reactions. Take a look for yourself in the video below!

Some people complain that it is cruel and bad parenting to do this to their kids but you know what. Fuck those people. This is good clean fun and it should go to teach the kids a lesson in being grateful. Some of the kids handle the prank very well which is how all children should react. Some on the other hand actually go and physically attack their parents. If my kid did that I definitely wouldn't give them their candy back!

Let us know what you think of the prank in the comments below!

If you want to get an early start on Halloween for next year make sure to go checkout our funny Halloween costume party t-shirts and tank tops!

HG Apparel Los Angeles Party/Commercial Sneak Peek! March 8, 2016 14:34

So a few months ago we were out in the beautiful city of Los Angeles, California and a few of our goals while we were out there were to film a commercial for HG Apparel as well as throw a giant party for our local customers and fans that lived in the area.

So we decided to kill 2 birds with one stone and film the party and use some of that footage to make the promo video. And they may have been one of the best ideas we have ever had. 

The party was fucking legendary and the video looks incredible. We are still putting on the finishing touches but here is a short clip so you guys can see a quick sneak peek of what went down. Hope you enjoy and make sure to keep an eye out for the full commercial!

Oh, and did I mention that the guest of honor and star of the commercial is the beautiful playboy model and actress, Ali Rose! <3 

Follow HG Apparel on Instagram! December 10, 2015 18:10

We recently hit 10,000 followers on our Instagram page! Thanks to all of our customers, fans, and friends for your support. If your'e not following us yet make sure to check out our profile. We promise you won't be disappointed! 


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Welcome to the Brand New HG Apparel Web Store! July 23, 2015 10:18

Hello everyone! We would like to welcome you to the brand new, redesigned, rebuilt, and optimized HG Apparel website. We have spent a lot of time working on this new site to provide you guys with the best shopping experience possible.

The new site loads much faster than our old website and we put a lot of effort into making sure it is extremely user friendly and east to use!

We want to thank our loyal customer and fans for your support throughout the years and helping us grow to where we are now. We wouldn't be here with out you guys!

In honor of our new site launch every item in our shop is on sale so what are you waiting for...Go check out the new site and buy some awesome apparel!



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